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Old 05-07-2005, 02:39 PM
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How do you shoot a black elephant?
with a black elephant gun.

How do you shoot a pink elephant?
with a pink elephant gun.

How do you shoot a blue elephant?
wait for it...
you guessed it a blue elephant gun.

Now how do you shoot a white elephant?

no not a white elephant gun!

tie a knot in its trunk wait till it turns blue then shoot it with a blue elephant gun
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