You said you wanted cracker jokes......
Q:Why is the sky so high?
A:So the birds won't bump their heads.
Q:Why did the lion spit out the clown?
A:Because he tasted funny.
Q:What do cats put in their drinks?
A:Mice cubes.
Q:What do you get when you cross a chicken & a caterpillar
A
rumsticks for everyone
Q:What do you call a woodpecker with no beak?
A:A headbanger
Q:What do you get when you sit under a cow?
A:A pat on the head.
Q:Why did the cow jump over the moon?
A:Because the farmer had cold hands.
Q:What did the snail say when he hitched a ride on the turtle's back?
A:Weeeeeeeeee!!!!
Q:What is a slug?
A:A snail with a housing problem.