You like my new, big, shiny knob, eh
You'll be gushing when you see it in the flesh!
I tried to make it bigger, but it wouldn't fit. It's as tight as I can go. Any bigger and I'll start causing damage.
I'm working on some more studs, brass, and maybe leather. I've got some lovely roo leather that is sheer luxury. Strap it on and start swinging away. Will be a sight to behold in a crowd... few telescopes will match it...