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bartman
19-10-2011, 01:25 PM
I don't think I've ever heard the concept explained any better than this .

'Well you see, Norm, it's like this . .. . A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. And that, Norm, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers.'
:drink:Cheers;)
Bartman

TrevorW
19-10-2011, 01:59 PM
Good one Bart

I should tell my wife that one when she complains about me drinking too much red wine

I suppose in much the same way it's like a bush fire, burning the old grass experdites new growth

Mliss
19-10-2011, 02:15 PM
:lol: brilliant!

bottoms up

bartman
19-10-2011, 02:23 PM
I must say that sometimes when reading posts about Quantum/ String theory, Dark matter/energy etc etc makes more sense when one has a wine / beer or Jacks!
Bartman

Ric
19-10-2011, 03:40 PM
Good one Bart, that's a classic. :thumbsup::rofl::rofl::rofl:

FlashDrive
19-10-2011, 05:03 PM
I'm in trouble ... I don't drink .... :D

Flash .. ;)

Suzy
21-10-2011, 01:54 AM
I'll drink to that! :whistle:

:drink:

astroron
21-10-2011, 02:08 AM
I know that a few beers help my double star observing:rolleyes: :lol::lol::lol:
Cheers:thumbsup:

Suzy
21-10-2011, 02:34 AM
:rofl::rofl::rofl:
Good one, Ron! :clap:

bartman
21-10-2011, 03:10 AM
And spotting them UFO thingys......:eyepop:
Bartman

Ric
21-10-2011, 01:13 PM
Onya Ron, that's gold. :rofl::rofl:

Mliss
21-10-2011, 01:27 PM
:rofl: Ron!!

i'd like to read that Obs Report :lol:

bmitchell82
21-10-2011, 05:59 PM
I must admit my finest moments include friends darwin beers/jacks and some fun times :) Though i think there is a limit when your smartness starts to block memories so you can face your flat mates in the morning :D

leon
21-10-2011, 06:22 PM
Bart, that is very amusing, and somehow makes sense, Lol.

Leon