Senior Texting Codes ...

[ZeroID]

Senior Texting Codes (STC) :P

I thought the following listing was appropriate... after all, the kids have all their little codes...like BFF ( best friends forever ),
WTF ( what the f…), LOL ( laugh out loud) , OMG ( Oh my God ) etc.
So here are some codes for seniors:

ATD - At the Doctor's
BFF - Best Friends Funeral
BTW - Bring the Wheelchair
BYOT - Bring Your Own Teeth
CBM - Covered by Medicare
CUATSC - See You at the Senior Center
DWI - Driving While Incontinent
FWBB - Friend with Beta Blockers
FWIW - Forgot Where I Was
FYI - Found Your Insulin
GGPBL - Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low
GHA - Got Heartburn Again
HGBM - Had Good Bowel Movement
IMHO - Is My Hearing-Aid On?
LMDO - Laughing My Dentures Out
LOL - Living on Lipitor
SDTM – Shout Dirty To Me
OMMR - On My Massage Recliner
OMSG - Oh My! Sorry, Gas
ROFL...CGU - Rolling on the Floor Laughing...Can't get Up!
TTYL - Talk to You Louder
WAITT - Who Am I Talking To?
WTFA - Wet the Furniture Again
WTP - Where's the Prunes
WWNO - Walker Wheels Need Oil


Hope these help!


GGLKI - Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking in!

[bartman]

:)Like it Brent !!!!!!! wait till I send this to my mum and dad!!!!! heheheh
Cheers
Bartman

[Jeffkop]

ROFLMA :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

[multiweb]

:lol: :thumbsup:

[Barrykgerdes]

Being a senior I never(intentionaly?) use SMS abrieviations. Too many of them have been used in the past for quite different meanings from different generations, many of them quite obscene.:P:D

If someone sends me SMS type texts I always ask for a correct translation.:thumbsup:

Barry

[astroron]

As a senior I don't relate to any of those :D at all as I have all my faculties:rolleyes::rofl:
But a good one all the same :thumbsup:
Cheers

[TrevorW]

ESCRTSS

excuse spelling can't read the small screen

and the list goes on

[Ric]

Good one Brent :lol:

Thankfully none relate to me :D Yet...

[erick]

CLBPUA - Cannot laugh, blood pressure up again :rolleyes:

[bartman]

CLBLC - Can't Laugh, bladder Losing Control

[FlashDrive]

GGMGTRTF ... gotta get my glasses to read this forum :D

[renormalised]

A????...Alzheimer's???? :P

[ZeroID]

Ok, I'll do them in a bigger font next time ... :D

For all you old f...... ;) :lol:

[renormalised]

Ay, wat waz that, sonny???:):P

[jjjnettie]

Brilliant :D

[lacad01]

Saw that on my cousin's facebook post, classic :lol:

[AstralTraveller]

TGTFTF - too grumpy to find this funny

JBISBPLAM - just because I smell bad people laugh at me

WTIHTY - wait till it happens to you

[ballaratdragons]

:lol:

:(

[TrevorW]

SGTGVHKI

"sorry got to go viagra has kicked in"

[M54]

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

Very funny!

Now....

WDIPMG
(Where did I put my glasses).

[astroron]

WDYS:confused2:
What did you say:lol: