A kayaker, a seal and an octopus walk into a bar ...

[DarkArts]

There's a great story in the news today about a seal throwing an octopus at a kayaker .... no, that's not made up. Check out the video:

Seal slaps kayaker in the face with an octopus in New Zealand (http://www.abc.net.au/news/2018-09-27/seal-slaps-kayaker-in-the-face-with-an-octopus-in-new-zealand/10310950)

Funny as! :lol:

But this also introduces the world to a whole new batch of insults. Here's one:

"Get out of here, before I slap you with an octopus."

[alan meehan]

damn big octopus as well

[Andy01]

Quit ky-Yakking or this Sucker will Seal your fate! :D

[ZeroID]

Hold my Octopus ..

[silv]

wow!
Seal and octopus were working hand in hand, or tentacle in snout, at a sinister plot to strike back at mankind. Octy had convinced Seal to throw him out of the water at the man's neck so he can be tentrangled.

[frenchbluehour]

:rofl::rofl::rofl: This is awesome... "Take that, sucker!" :P