Coppers ....

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What not to say to the Police when they pull you over...

Col ....

[ngcles]

Hi Col,

As a former walloper myself, I can tell you the most commonly heard comment goes along the lines of "Why don't you go out and catch some real criminals".
The best and wittiest reply is "I'm not smart enough to catch real criminals, I have to settle for slow-witted and dopey ones -- like you".

Best,

L.